Have you ever looked at your dog and been like “wtf are you doing?” Here are some ways to tell if your dog has been overcome by “woke culture”:
- Diverse Friendships: Your dog happily plays with other dogs of all breeds, sizes, and temperaments, showing inclusivity.
- Advocates for Equality: They always share their toys (or at least try) and don’t hog the bed… too much.
- Environmentally Conscious: They seem extra excited when you’re recycling or using compostable bags for their poop.
- Vegan Snack Choices: They mysteriously seem more interested in your kale chips than your bacon.
- Awareness of Others’ Boundaries: They’ve mastered respecting personal space and wait for permission before giving slobbery kisses.
- Community Organizer: They rally the local dogs at the park and make sure everyone gets a turn chasing the ball.
- Protests Against Inequity: Your dog barks passionately if you give one dog a bigger treat than the others—fairness matters!
- Supports Sustainability: They prefer walking over driving to the dog park, reducing their “paw-print.”
- Advocates for Accessibility: They always stop to check on smaller or older dogs at the park to ensure everyone can join the fun.
- Empathy Expert: They sense when someone is upset and provide comforting snuggles, embodying emotional awareness.
- Cultural Appreciation: They’re just as excited about a taco-shaped chew toy as they are about a sushi-themed one.
If your dog is showing signs of any of the above, they may be “woke!” Proceed with caution!
